Sunday, August 24, 2008

"MISS G WITH LITTLE HOUSE OF MUSIC AND YOU ARE REALLY GOING TO LOVE THIS ONE!"




Miss G with Little House of Music is right now sitting at her desk reading this precious story laughing out loud! It is so cute!
"RETIREMENT"
"A CHILD'S VIEW"
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils to write how they spent their holidays. One small boy's effort sounded like this:
We always used to spend Christmas with Grandpa and Grandma. They used to live here in a big brick home, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a place with a lot of other retarded people. They all live in little tin boxes. They ride on big three-wheeled tricycles and they all wear name tags, because they don't know who they are. They go to a big building called a wrecked hall; but if was wrecked they got it fixed because it is all right now. They play games and do exercises there, but they don't do them very good.
There is a swimming pool there. They go into it and just stand there with their hats on. I guess they don't know how to swim.
As you go into their park there is a doll house with a little man sitting in it. He watches all day so they can't get out without him seeing them. When they can sneak out, they go to the beach and pick up shells that they think are dollars.
My Grandma used to bake cookies and stuff, but I guess she forgot how. Nobody cooks, they just eat out in fast food restaurants. Some of the people are so retarded that they don't know how to cook at all, so my Grandma and Grandpa bring food into the wrecked hall and they call it "pot luck."
My Grandma says Grandpa worked all his life and earned his retardment. I wish they would move back up here, but I guess the little man in the doll house won't let them out.
It was sure great fun for me to get back home again!

Isn't this just the best? Enjoy, laugh and then laugh some more! Kids say the cutest things! I love this one!
Miss G Little House of Music

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